Simple Life Behind Bars?

According to US Magazine, Nicole Richie has been ordered to stand trial on July 11th due to her December DUI. She faces a year in the slammer.

Didn't I tell you a while back that Paris wanted to remake Black Mama, White Mama? With Nicole in jail, they could update it for the multiracial 21st century set:

White Mama, Frappuccino Mama.

The Starbucks product placement ALONE would be worth millions.

With Lindsay Lohan looking like Gollum these days, maybe the three of them could do a femme Lord of the Rings?