Bobby on Osama, Gays, and Comedy

Some people run with the bulls.
Others wrestle alligators.
ITV's Jamie Campbell chose to risk his life by spending 24 Hours With...Bobby Brown (check the video).

A casual observer would be outraged, but the casual observer didn't have his show canceled, lose parental custody, or Osama Bin Laden on they ass:

"He wanted to have me killed because he was in love with Whitney. He wanted to marry Whitney and make her one of his wives. That's some s**t. I'm still on my guard. The most wanted man in the world wants (me) dead."

Yes, Osama Bin Laden wants Bobby Brown dead.

Since Bobby has increased his security in response, who knows how Osama will try to "touch" him.

Will he deploy Bert? Farfur? Cat Stevens?

Let's hope he hasn't reached New Edition.

Bobby may be able to handle his own against one of them, but against all five?

He doesn't stand a chance.

It would be a N.E. Heartbreak quite different than the one alluded to in the New Edition song:

N.E. heartbreak is coming to your town
Beware of N.E. heartbreak
Spreading fast and there's no cure
No need to run from heartache
It's gonna get you, get you for sure

Watch out during that reunion tour, Bobby!
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Which New Edition member do you think Osama will deploy against Bobby Brown?

Imus Has A Posse

According to the NY Daily News, Al Sharpton is beefing up his security after receiving threats from Imus fans:

"We have received several threats that we consider serious," he said. "I have been stabbed once, so we don't take anything too lightly."

Beefing up security is pretty popular these days. After G-Unit member Tony Yayo allegedly beat up a fifteen year old boy for wearing a rival rapper's gear, 50 Cent increased his security force because the fifteen year old's father was a guy nicknamed Henchmen.

Better think twice about getting a senior citizen fired!

What really concerns me about Al isn't the security issue. What worries me is if Imus and Sharpton continue to follow this feud, Al will end up like Fiddy: Having a woman drop a rumor of how bad he is in bed. That would not only ruin Al's reputation, it would have James Brown rolling in his grave. After all, in life, James wanted people to believe Al was his son. In death, we shouldn't besmirch his memory by making that son be anything...and I mean ANYTHING but a guy who gets on the scene like a sex machine. Get on up indeed...

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What do you think is next in the Imus-Sharpton feud?