Worst Week In The History Of R&B Music

As if it wasn't enough for T-Pain to harp on Ray-J's dong, he has the #1 album this week for singing about how he wants to "slob the knob". It would be righteous if he used the opportunity to man up, come out and destigmatize homophobia, but he punked out by saying he "isn't a homo".

He should be a man and acknowledge the Freud in his slips.

On the topic of punking out, Akon recorded a song to apologize to everybody for everything:

• to the 14 year old he dry humped
• to Gwen Stefani, since Verizon dropped tour sponsorship because he humped the 14 year old
  
• to the environment for global warming

You can hear the lame track here (thanks Mediatakeout.com), but I warn you to tread with caution:

You will never get the 4 minutes and 57 seconds of your life back.

I thought the brotha was the next coming of Adebisi, not the Black version of Stan's dad from South Park, who had to kiss Jesse Jackson's ass to atone for his sins:


South Park - Apology To Jesse Jackson - The funniest videos clips are here

Is this all a result of Al Sharpton's call for the music industry to change denigrating lyrics? He's collecting thousands of bars of soap as symbols of the effort, so if you see Akon flashing some Ivory in the upcoming weeks, you know who to blame. And who really should apologize.

Imus Has A Posse

According to the NY Daily News, Al Sharpton is beefing up his security after receiving threats from Imus fans:

"We have received several threats that we consider serious," he said. "I have been stabbed once, so we don't take anything too lightly."

Beefing up security is pretty popular these days. After G-Unit member Tony Yayo allegedly beat up a fifteen year old boy for wearing a rival rapper's gear, 50 Cent increased his security force because the fifteen year old's father was a guy nicknamed Henchmen.

Better think twice about getting a senior citizen fired!

What really concerns me about Al isn't the security issue. What worries me is if Imus and Sharpton continue to follow this feud, Al will end up like Fiddy: Having a woman drop a rumor of how bad he is in bed. That would not only ruin Al's reputation, it would have James Brown rolling in his grave. After all, in life, James wanted people to believe Al was his son. In death, we shouldn't besmirch his memory by making that son be anything...and I mean ANYTHING but a guy who gets on the scene like a sex machine. Get on up indeed...

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What do you think is next in the Imus-Sharpton feud?