Sexologist Quells Teletubby Attack

UPDATE: Tinky Winky is free to be himself in Poland!

Decades of Anti-Polish sentiment can now come to an end.

The Polish Government is backing away from its previous paranoid, homophobic attack on the Teletubbies. The reversal, according to Variety, is a result of a consultation with a sexologist.

And you thought sexology was a pointless pseudo science, filled with people talking about dongs all day long. Shame on you!

With the closing of this debacle and news that Paris Hilton is reading Zen Buddhist book "The Power of Now", the hunt for Jerry Falwell's replacement seems to be at a standstill.