Create Your Own Sopranos Ending

Much has been written about the Sopranos series finale. Instead of wasting time trying to decipher whether Tony got shot or not, let's waste time creating our own ending.

Here's mine:

At the diner, AJ complains about the onion rings. Tony responds by beating him to a bloody pulp with a Heinz 57 ketchup bottle (product placement!). The guy who goes to the bathroom to pull a "Godfather" on Tony, can't find the gun he hid in the toilet stall. Who has it? Furio, who caught a late flight from Italy to bust multiple caps in his ass. Paulie and Silvio, fresh from the hospital, wipes out the rest of the folks in the diner, with the help of the boy scouts. Tony goes home, hooks up with Dr. Melfi, and bones AJ's high school girlfriend as Sid Vicious' version of "MY WAY" leads us to the credits.

THE END...and everyone's happy.
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Can you top this ending?