Looking For His Pot Of Gold?

Bai Ling reminds me of that freaky girl in high school who used to tramp it up. You figured "Man, if she's like that on the streets, imagine what she must be like in the sheets!". Then you see her dance and sadly, your fantasy is crushed.

Fortunately, a magic leprechaun appeared and calmed her ass down. Hopefully in a few weeks, he won't wake up with a burning sensation in his crotch and upon further inspection find pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, and purple horseshoes all over his shilleilagh!