R. Kelly's Virginia Tech 'Tribute' or Guilt?

After ruminating that Seung-Hui Cho might have been a victim of mitteration, reports have surface that R. Kelly has written a song about Virginia Tech:

Kelly wrote the inspirational ballad after watching the events unfold on television while he was on tour

Does it seem far fetched that guilt from Kelly's love of water sports motivated him to write the song?

According to Mediatakeout, the Cook County State Attorney's office believes that Kelly was bragging about being untouchable and incriminated himself in the lyrics to his latest song 'Make It Rain.':

You gon' make me aim this, leave your *** brainless...Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet, Weatherman 'bout to make it rain!

R. Kelly's Virginia Tech song is called 'Rise Up' and will be released on May 15th.

Of course, R. Kelly wrote the song before the Cho-Spector-Kelly post, so we can't take credit for making R. Kelly feel guilty enough to do something to atone for his watery sins....

...unless R. Kelly has Nostradamus powers which makes him see into the future.

If that were the case, you'd think he'd know he'd get caught...

...unless his Nostradamus powers are limited to blog entries. Or maybe he was visited by a traveler from the future who warned him just in time.

Maybe the traveler from the future, like Bill and Ted, had to assemble a talented team of urinators and urinatees to save the future from utter destruction.


We know they probably went after R.Kelly, Chuck Berry, and Phil Spector. Let's just hope that Bill and Ted did enough research to know that Phil should be unarmed during the recording sessions.
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Who do you think Bill and Ted would have on their all-star pee-pee squad? And is there more to R.Kelly's song than meets the eye?