Apr 20, 2007

Save Sanjaya from Britney!


It's bad enough that Sanjaya was booed at a Dodgers-Padres game, got the boot from American Idol, and was slammed by a panel of industry experts in USA Today.

But the worst thing that could happen to his career is looming. A threat that would destroy his fragile state of mind:



"Britney started watching American Idol when she was in rehab. She became a huge Sanjaya fan and thinks the two of them can make beautiful music together," the National Ledger quoted a source as saying.

The article further notes that Britney has dispatched her agents to contact Sanjaya.

If Sanjaya is allowed to work with Britney, he will be lost.

Now is the time to take a stand.

Efforts must be undertaken to stop Britney from corrupting Sanjaya's kid-friendly, non-threatening, pre-pedophile controversy Michael Jacksonian mojo.

You might say this is madness.

Madness?

THIS IS SANJAYA!


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What impact do you think Britney will have on Sanjaya?

2 comments:

Kiros said...

The one line from 300 that comes to mind here makes reference to "those boy-lovers in Athens."

Why is this?

Display Name said...

He's so Xerxes

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