Apr 26, 2007

Sanjaya Weed Watch


Defamer analyzes Sanjaya's claim that he isn't gay in a People article.

The reason why he's so fey?

He UNDERSTANDS women:

Malakar, whose parents divorced when he was 3, says his ease with women comes from being close to his mom and his sister, Shyamali, who were his biggest influence growing up in Seattle.

The casual observer might find that sweet and endearing.

But it isn't.

TMZ notes that the National Enquirer uncovered a Pierce County, Washington police report finding 310 marijuana plants in the Malakar family garage. They have the mug shot of Momjaya and the charging doc up.

His sister Shymali allegedly kept watch with a bag of weed and drug paraphernalia.

Why should we worry?

Sanjaya is still a teenager, and according to Focus Adolescent Services, teenagers at risk for developing serious alcohol and drug problems include those who have a family history of substance abuse, who are depressed, have low self-esteem, and who feel like they don't fit in or are out of the mainstream.

Given the family's alleged drug love, Sanjaya's not fitting in/being mainstream, and having a bad time last week, Desissified is starting an official "SANJAYA WEED WATCH" to make sure he doesn't fall victim to the vice that plagued his two biggest inspirations.

I'm sure someone is on a Sanjaya watch for another faux pas committed by his sister:


Fortunately, I ain't gonna be on it. Someone else can take up SANJAYA NEKKID GUITAR PLAYIN' WATCH.
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Do you think Sanjaya is an "at risk teen"? What are you willing to do to help in the Weed Watch?

2 comments:

Kiros said...

I was left with the impression that Sanjaya's "two biggest inspirations" were not his sister AND his mother.

That was a very hetero presumption.

For some mysterious reason, this post leaves me wondering whether they also play Guitar Hero in their household.

Funny.

Display Name said...

If you checked out the video, it would be four inspirations...unless they have uni-boobs in the family

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